Saturday, March 28, 2015

Why Don should be a Superhero.

The thing that differentiates him from the other superheroes is his uniform. Don is in love with is aloha shirts that have really nice designs, with flowers, leaves, and more flowers and leaves.

If Don was part of the superhero crew, he would mesmerize enemies with his amazing ability to Hula dance. I'm not kidding, Don is an amazing dancer and if enemies were trying to compete with him in a dance competition, they would not stand a chance. In addition to his amazing dance skills, he has many relatives. 

His relatives are super sassy, so don't ever mess with Don Gosney. Guantonomo Don, Evil Don, and Flamethower Don are people you don't want to mess with because of their beauty. They are so good-looking that they make Miss Universe bow down.

Finally, Don's car is comparable to the batmobile. He has a pretty sweet ride that can get all the ladies, and the men. Whenever Don's car is in sight, it's like being in a car commercial. His car, beauty, and ability will make him become the best superhero out there. Introducing Don da Bomb. 

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